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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

- Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
- Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

- Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

- James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
- Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
- Anonymous

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Dr. Rajeev Shrivastava

Academic/Science/Research

Madhya Pradesh ,  INDIA

Introduction :

(मिट्टी का तन,  मस्ती का मन, क्षण भर जीवन,  मेरा परिचय)

(A body of clay, a mind full of play, a moment’s life - that is me)

Qualifications :

*PPBF - **MABF, **MBBF,*** MBA

( *पांचवी पांच बार फेल) ,

** (मिडल  appeared but failed ), 

(**middle बार बार फ़ैल ),

 (*** महा बेकार आदमी)

Profession :  IT कुली 

Position : Chief Troublemaker


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