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Problem - Solution

Qantas is an airline company.

After every flight,
Qantas pilots fill out a form called a problem sheet, which conveys to the mechanics, problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction.

The engineers read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the sheets before the next flight.

Of course, the ground crew and engineers have a sense of humour too.

So, here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

(By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.)

read on....

P = The problem logged by the pilot
S = The solution logged by the engineers

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level .

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

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Dr. Rajeev Shrivastava


Madhya Pradesh ,  INDIA

Introduction :

(मिट्टी का तन,  मस्ती का मन, क्षण भर जीवन,  मेरा परिचय)

(A body of clay, a mind full of play, a moment’s life - that is me)

Qualifications :

*PPBF - **MABF, **MBBF,*** MBA

( *पांचवी पांच बार फेल) ,

** (मिडल  appeared but failed ), 

(**middle बार बार फ़ैल ),

 (*** महा बेकार आदमी)

Profession :  IT कुली 

Position : Chief Troublemaker

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